2 boyz ne sher ko dekha to 1 drakht pe char gya.
2sra zmin pe late gya or sans rok li,
Sher pas aya or bola " Na Puttar Na "
ae Pan Yakiyan richhan nal laya karo..
Danny patang lotnay 1 Ghar me ghus gya
20mainte baad jhomta howa Ghar se nikla.
Shafiq ne pocha:
Patang luti?
Danny:
Andr pathan tha me khud Lut gya ..
Teacher:
Tumhary abbu kaya karty hain?
Student:Miss pata nahi hum jaldi so jatay hain..
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Geo student
Sardar USA me tha, 1 building me aag lag gayi,
Sardar fire fighter se:tum logo ko neechy phainko main catch karo ga.
Pehle 1 larka aya, phir 1 larki...phir admi...phir aurat...Sardar ne sb ko pakar leya,
Phir 1 hubshi ka bacha aya to sardar ne chor diya aur bola...
O mama, Sarray hoye te naa sutt:-
Chitta Kurta.......otton lal pholl da
2sra zmin pe late gya or sans rok li,
Sher pas aya or bola " Na Puttar Na "
ae Pan Yakiyan richhan nal laya karo..
Danny patang lotnay 1 Ghar me ghus gya
20mainte baad jhomta howa Ghar se nikla.
Shafiq ne pocha:
Patang luti?
Danny:
Andr pathan tha me khud Lut gya ..
Teacher:
Tumhary abbu kaya karty hain?
Student:Miss pata nahi hum jaldi so jatay hain..
(- . -)
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/ \
Geo student
Sardar USA me tha, 1 building me aag lag gayi,
Sardar fire fighter se:tum logo ko neechy phainko main catch karo ga.
Pehle 1 larka aya, phir 1 larki...phir admi...phir aurat...Sardar ne sb ko pakar leya,
Phir 1 hubshi ka bacha aya to sardar ne chor diya aur bola...
O mama, Sarray hoye te naa sutt:-
Chitta Kurta.......otton lal pholl da
Wah Wah
Chitta kurta otton lal phol karhai da
1 sajna di yad standi otton season parhai da
hyeeeeeeee exams
Teacher:Btao k fast, faster, fastest forms ko Urdu mei kesay kahey gen?
Student:nass, taiz nass, nass teri pen nu......
1 faqeer 1 ghar k pas awaz laga rha tha
"koi Baba nu Allah de nam te roti khawa do"
"Baba rice v kha lenda ay"
"Baba ice-cream v kha lenda ay"
"Baba burger v kha lenda ay"
"Baba sandwich v kha lenda ay"
Ghar k andar se awaz ai:
Baba"Chittar"v kha lenda ay k nai...?
1 larkay or 1 larki ki shadi huwi to
aap yaqeen karo k shaadi k doosray din
he
un
ka
bacha
huwa
SAALAN
kharab ho gaya.
Fridge mein nai rakha tha na...
Punjabi boy 1 ladki ko propose karta hai....
Boy: i love you..
Girl replied: Thapar Marungi....
Then boy replies
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aggon Mukka vi khayengi fer..
Indian:
Tm log IPL deckh kr jal rhe ho gay na t.v pr??
Pakistani:
PONKI JA
Saady light hi nahi hundi.
Ek khud kush hamla awr ne apny boss se kaha!
"Sir g!barood thora kam paya karo,
Pichli vari sada banda
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Jannat to 33 kilo meter agy nikal gya c.
1 chor
police se chupta hua 1 tooti Qaber me let gaya.
.
Qareeb se kuch Pathan guzray to unho ne socha kay shayed log Mayat per Mitti dalna bhool gaye.
.
Fatta fatt Mitti dalna shuru kar di.
.
Chor bola:-
Bachao bachao
Pathan
Oh khicha jaldi jaldi Mitti dalo es per to Azaab shuru ho gaya...
Sheeren Rehman ny Zardari ko pyar se ice-cream ke liye invite kiya
or Kaha
AA HARAAMI KAHA BADAMI...
Teacher:
Look at the Beautiful Girl:
Is ki Punjabi mein Translation Batao?
Boy: OoOoOoOh Pen Yakko Bachi check karo...
1st Pagal to 2nd mene raat ko khwab dekha k
mera aik paaon zameen par hai aur dusra aasman par
2nd Pagal
Aise khwab na dekha kar shalwa phat jaye gi....
Ek school ki amarat ko aag lag gyi school k sab bachey dor
dor khary hans rehy thay k chalo ab school to nahi ana pary ga
lekin ek bacha udas khara tha, ustaad us k pas gya or kaha
beta tm naik or mehnti student lasty ho.
Btao q udaas ho?
Bacha Rota hua sir school to jal gya pr ap zinda ho na....
Aurat:
Ye condom kitne ka he?
Dukandar:
10 rupay ka,
Aurat:
Haye haye menhgai to dekho... Matric mein thi,
To 1 rupay k 3 milte thay...!!
Very Hot Wife,
Husband ka LUN choom k boli:
Mery Laal, mera Sohna, mera bacha, Uth ja na..!
Husband:Bhenchod isko CHOOT mein dalna hai ya School mein!!
Teacher:Btao k fast, faster, fastest forms ko Urdu mei kesay kahey gen?
Student:nass, taiz nass, nass teri pen nu......
1 faqeer 1 ghar k pas awaz laga rha tha
"koi Baba nu Allah de nam te roti khawa do"
"Baba rice v kha lenda ay"
"Baba ice-cream v kha lenda ay"
"Baba burger v kha lenda ay"
"Baba sandwich v kha lenda ay"
Ghar k andar se awaz ai:
Baba"Chittar"v kha lenda ay k nai...?
1 larkay or 1 larki ki shadi huwi to
aap yaqeen karo k shaadi k doosray din
he
un
ka
bacha
huwa
SAALAN
kharab ho gaya.
Fridge mein nai rakha tha na...
Punjabi boy 1 ladki ko propose karta hai....
Boy: i love you..
Girl replied: Thapar Marungi....
Then boy replies
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aggon Mukka vi khayengi fer..
Indian:
Tm log IPL deckh kr jal rhe ho gay na t.v pr??
Pakistani:
PONKI JA
Saady light hi nahi hundi.
Ek khud kush hamla awr ne apny boss se kaha!
"Sir g!barood thora kam paya karo,
Pichli vari sada banda
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Jannat to 33 kilo meter agy nikal gya c.
1 chor
police se chupta hua 1 tooti Qaber me let gaya.
.
Qareeb se kuch Pathan guzray to unho ne socha kay shayed log Mayat per Mitti dalna bhool gaye.
.
Fatta fatt Mitti dalna shuru kar di.
.
Chor bola:-
Bachao bachao
Pathan
Oh khicha jaldi jaldi Mitti dalo es per to Azaab shuru ho gaya...
Suhaag-raat k aglay din dulhan sy uss ki saheli ny sharaarat sy poocha:
"kul raat kiya huwa?"
DULHAN:
uss ny mera dopatta utaar kr keel pe taand dia
SAHELI phr?
DULHAN
phr meri slwr keel pe
SAHELI phr?
DULHAN
phr mera brazer keel pe
SAHELI phr?
DULHAN
phr mera underwer keel pe
SAHELI phr?
DUHLAN
phr keel wazan ki wjah sy nikal gai or wo chutiya sari rat keel he thokta rha...
Veena k sister ki barat thi.
Veenadulha k pas ja k shirt or bra utarney lagi.
Dulha (ghabra k): kia kar rahe ho?
Veena: ap ko doodh pilai rasam ka nahi pata?
Ek dukhi girlfrnd ne apne boyfrnd k liye shayri likhi
"Phoolon ka raja,
Baharon ka shahzada
Dil tor k, tangen khol k chala gaya kutta
kamina haramzada
Sheeren Rehman ny Zardari ko pyar se ice-cream ke liye invite kiya
or Kaha
AA HARAAMI KAHA BADAMI...
Teacher:
Look at the Beautiful Girl:
Is ki Punjabi mein Translation Batao?
Boy: OoOoOoOh Pen Yakko Bachi check karo...
1st Pagal to 2nd mene raat ko khwab dekha k
mera aik paaon zameen par hai aur dusra aasman par
2nd Pagal
Aise khwab na dekha kar shalwa phat jaye gi....
Ek school ki amarat ko aag lag gyi school k sab bachey dor
dor khary hans rehy thay k chalo ab school to nahi ana pary ga
lekin ek bacha udas khara tha, ustaad us k pas gya or kaha
beta tm naik or mehnti student lasty ho.
Btao q udaas ho?
Bacha Rota hua sir school to jal gya pr ap zinda ho na....
Aurat:
Ye condom kitne ka he?
Dukandar:
10 rupay ka,
Aurat:
Haye haye menhgai to dekho... Matric mein thi,
To 1 rupay k 3 milte thay...!!
Very Hot Wife,
Husband ka LUN choom k boli:
Mery Laal, mera Sohna, mera bacha, Uth ja na..!
Husband:Bhenchod isko CHOOT mein dalna hai ya School mein!!
